::Insane in the Membrane::

Last night as I was peacefully and FINALLY starting to fall asleep after lying in bed for a good hour staring at the walls...my mom got home. I swear it was like the devil had got into her head and stirred some crap up. She was LIVID. She starts yelling "IS YOUR BROTHER HERE YET??" and I'm thinking Oh MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT THE HEEZY...apparently my little brother had told my dad he was staying and me and my moms apartment...then went downtown somewhere. Could this child get into any more trouble? Its ridiculous...I dont think i ever did that crap. I know i know ive done the whole im spending the night at brookes house and then go out to a club but that was when i was like 18 and out of school. My mom wasnt dumb she knew exactly what i was doing it was just like...and unspoken agreement. My brother is 17 and is still in school...AND hes not using the whole im spending the night at a friends house hes using my mom. That is way unnacceptable. All i know is i got involved in this as soon as mom woke me up screamin for him. I said Mom we have neighbors!!!!! She didnt care! But when im throwin my little hissy fit because i got the wrong thing from wendys its all about worrying if the neighbors can hear! (i know two totally different things but you know what i mean...) So her and i are calling my brother non-stop and she calls his girlfriend and she says that he had lost his phone...and that he had called her from his friends phone. Then he finally calls and shes yelling and screaming at him and hes saying hes in downtown and he cant make it home fast and bla bla bla. I fall asleep again and he comes home then it starts all over again. So...im sleepy. Thats the point of that long ass story...im sleepy and so happy its friday. I talked to my mom this morning about Thanksgiving...she has been trying to plan out what my brother and i are going to do. Things become a bit more difficult with holidays and stuff since my mom and dad divorced. All week has been them arguing back and forth about whos going to whos for dinner and what not. My mom tried to get me to talk to my dad about it and i said no way no way no way. I thought i had had it all planned out then she changed it all up so she needed to talk to him about it. I find myself telling her "I'm not my father" alot lately. I think its all figured out now though. My grandpa is one of my friends on facebook and i think im going to delete him because he wont stop asking me questions about my status (haha). For example:
Him: What does your little status thing mean on your Facebook...its weird?
Me: What are you talking about??
Him: The one you have on there!
Me: That place in my mind is the space you call mine??
Him: No, no...thats weird too though...
Me: I wish things were different??
Him: Yeah that one what do you wish was different??
Me: I dont know...i wish i wasnt in Texas anymore...i wish i had my OWN car that i could drive anywhere as far as i want...i wish i had more money and stability to work with...everything basically!! Why? its not for you to ask about its just for you to read and wonder!!
Him: Well whats stopping you?? Leave then!
Me: I dont know I've got like a job and stuff (hes my boss btw)
Him: Well im sorry your job is keeping you from doing the things you want! Heh heh..But Old Chinese proverb says...(something something something) the first step...and this is your first step..your first step is to start remembering things! So send me my email with my schedule for tomorrow reminding me to wake up early! And if you want to travel then you should join the AIRFORCE (its his new thing, telling me to join the airforce)
Me: AAlllllriiiiiiigggghhhhttt....thank you!!! Byyyyye!

So that has been my morning so far...Then after doing multiple invoices and entering bank statements and printing checks and closing envelopes and going to pick up Kelly (the other weiner dog that lives with my grandma and grandpa) and going and taking Maggie out (my mom blind weiner dog) and then coming back to the office and doing more nonsense i will be off, and it will be the weekend, and i will be able to do nothing but what i want to do! Yay for freedom. I still have to clean my room and do some laundry and pick up around the apartment to make mama happy...but then after that i will really be free. I think its...Dukes here we come. Yay for i think $5 pitchers? Yay for beer. MMM cerveza. Yay for friends in low places...and in high places. Yay for sleeping in on weekends and being lazy on Sundays. Yay for laptops without which i wouldnt be able to talk to a certain someone as much as i do. Yay for chinese food. Yay for super long blogs! Yay for Jeff and his over active brain that drives me crazy when he goes off on his little talking rampages about the craziest things in the world like the way he feels about girls and being androgynous or something like that but its ok because its what has kept me so interested in his life for the last 7 years. Yay for Megan and he finishing student teaching finally after not getting paid for working for sooooo long. Yay for Pumas. Yay for me possibly finally getting to be in real snow sometime this winter (wink wink). Yay for potential future boyfriends and stuff. Ok ive got so many yays...ill stop for now. I will come back on Sunday probably to talk about my weekend to come. I love you. You. You are awesome. You are what makes stuff great. YOU!


-Solizzle.